Oh celebrities and the frightening ways in which they alter their bodies to achieve perfection. Well, it's not just celebrities, but since I don't live somewhere like LA or NYC I don't ever see botched plastic surgery procedures and facials gone wrong. Anyway, it's scary enough going on awfulplasticsurgery.com and browsing but when you are at the gym and you catch a glimpse of season 9 of Scrubs, your used-to-be favorite show, and you catch a glimpse of Donald Faison's horrifyingly huge, poorly done, overly white veneers it's just sad. Here's a video where you'll get a first-rate look at the ginormous Chiclets that have replaced Donald's old smallish, but normal, teeth:
Good grief! He's even lisping! Can you see the weird way his mouth moves now? I wonder how his lips felt when they were unceremoniously kicked out of their usual residence and shoved half an inch forward. Why would he do that? Gosh and I used to think he was so hot. Plus come on dude! You've already had ortho, why would you throw all that braces time away? For shame!
Seriously, he makes enough money to find himself a good dentist. Is this seriously the best he could do? Did he think no one would notice? Hello? You've been in show business for over a decade- people know your face. People! Learn from Jennifer Grey! Oh, you don't know who that is? Think "Baby" in Dirty Dancing. Have you see that nose since the 80's? No. you haven't, and you haven't seen her because of that insane nose job that ruined her career. Come on Donald! Didn't you ever watch Friends when Ross over-did the bleaching? That's the best your money could buy? How embarrassing.
That is that. I'm just horrified.
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